One last check from the make-up girl… OK?… Yes. I’m always nervous just before going on TV, but I must concentrate and not think of anything else this week except my job. Oh, that new floor manager called Floyd, he looks as nervous as me! It’s his first time with the show this week. He seems kind enough but he’s short and fat with a beard. Not the kind I would normally be attracted to. There’s his emerald green-for-go eyes… counting me in. Three, two, one. I’m on air. Deep breath, smile, and here I go…
“Hello, viewers. Welcome to the Shopping Channel and the
Jewellery Supershow, with me Annabella Gem. We are a genuine reverse auction.
One of the few on television. This week we are showcasing our Christmas
selection, and we have some real bargains on the show. And you’ll love what I’m
going to show you first off. It’s a very special matching set – a bracelet and
a necklace encrusted with all kinds of semi-precious jewels.”
I’ve been doing this
for just three weeks and already I’m a star with this new start-up company, but
my pay cheque hasn’t come through yet. Though they tell me it’ll be a lot when
it does. For the moment, I’m having to get a bus or a taxi home. I wish I had a
boyfriend with an expensive sports car. As I finger this impressive necklace I
think how different it is to the piece of paste that Tony gave me years ago. We
always met after he’d finished his shift as theatre usher on Thursday matinees
because he got discounts on the shows that night. He was very tall and could
find the best empty seats. But he would never pay for a taxi home. He always
dressed nicely, but eventually I found out that’s all he was: just a
self-centred show-off. No commitment to what I wanted to do. Soon he became a
couch potato, ordering pizzas and eating them in front of the TV, dropping
smelly cheese and tomato onto my nice sofa.
What’s Floyd the floor
manager signalling to me, now?… Ah, the latest bidding for me to announce.
“Normally, viewers, these would sell for hundreds of pounds,
but we’re going to start them at eighty-nine ninety-five. Only eighteen left and
they’ve all got to go. Look at the bracelet. These are quality products. These
are what everybody wants for Christmas. Already there’s only sixteen left. Now
we are going to reduce this price. Whoosh! Sixty-nine ninety-five for a
matching set of a silver bracelet and necklace with genuine gemstones. Look!
There’s not one stone in there that isn’t flashing!”
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