Showing posts with label Stuart Larner. Show all posts
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Wednesday, 19 December 2018

The Flaw by Stuart Larner

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It was not until Francesca had brought the antique bowl back to her shop and inspected it beneath her lamp that she saw the crack. 

She swore at herself. How could she, the owner of one of the premier antiques shops in town, have spent five hundred on such a bowl when its value was now probably a fraction of that? She noticed that the date marks on the bowl were letters, whereas they were usually coded dots for that period of Royal Worcester. Yet, the depiction of the apples, pears and plums was so lifelike that she could almost pick them from the bowl surface and eat them.

She knew that she should not sell it at a high price knowing it had a flaw. Later discovery by an expert would publicly taint her reputation as surely as the crack marred the bowl. Then she thought of her long-planned cruise holiday, and what might happen if she had insufficient funds to cover it when the time came.  

She wondered how many of her customers would see the crack in her dimly-lit shop if she could barely see it. If a tourist whom she would never see again bought it, there might not be any comeback as it would have been offered on an as-found basis. She dared to put it in the window at eleven hundred.

Many passers-by stopped to gaze at it through the window, but none offered to buy it. In her mind each aborted purchase was a punishment for displaying it at such a high price, and each day that the bowl remained unsold in her window was a glaring reminder to her of her deception. Over the weeks she reluctantly reduced the price, and this lessened her guilt.  Then, just as she was closing early one day, a distinguished-looking man in a suit and bowtie appeared.

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Tuesday, 12 December 2017

Pictures at an Exhibition by Stuart Larner

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Stuart Larner is a chartered psychologist. Besides writing for scientific journals, he has written articles, poems, stories, and pieces for the stage. He has published four books:  "Jack Daw and the Cat"; "Guile and Spin"; "Hope: Stories from a Women's Refuge" (with Rosie Larner, collectively as Rosy Stewart); and “The Car”. He has a story in Bridge House Anthology 2016.

See his blog http://stuartlarner.blogspot.co.uk/.
 

The crowd quietened.

“So here, ladies and gentlemen, you see a line of ten large computer screens stretching down the hall.” The acne on the art gallery attendant’s face made him appear young and immature despite the dark square frame of his designer spectacles.  “In each screen is a holographic reproduction of one of the ten paintings by Hartmann, which the composer Mussorgsky used for his piece ‘Pictures at an Exhibition.’ Please be careful not to cross the wooden safety rail, as the hologram screens are highly charged.”

“Mummy, Mummy I can tell the time upside down.” Thomas was swinging one-handed from the rail.

“No, you can’t, that’s silly,” said his sister, Gabby.

“Yes, I can. It’s eight five.”

“You don’t tell it like that,” said Gabby. “That’s silly. You say eight minutes past two. Have you been messing with your watch? Mine says three minutes past two. Look.” Gabby held out her wrist to reveal the cheap pink-strapped children’s watch.

“Calm down, you two,” said their mother, Carmella, who was looking into the first screen in which a gnome walked up and down a country lane. “Wow. Look at that gnome’s eyes, and he moves like he’s alive.”

“Yes,” said the attendant. “That’s right. All the characters are alive in their world of 5D technology. You have the three dimensions of space, the fourth of movement in time, and the fifth of solid reality.”

“So it’s like a computer game?”   

“Yes. Only real. Inside the representation of the painting, the 5D means it can go on for infinity. Outside it, the envelope of that world is compressed into just the thickness of a modern monitor as you can see. There’s no glass front, though. It’s all held in by an electromagnetic layer....”

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Tuesday, 6 December 2016

Day 6: A Real Gem by Stuart Larner

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One last check from the make-up girl… OK?… Yes. I’m always nervous just before going on TV, but I must concentrate and not think of anything else this week except my job. Oh, that new floor manager called Floyd, he looks as nervous as me! It’s his first time with the show this week. He seems kind enough but he’s short and fat with a beard. Not the kind I would normally be attracted to. There’s his emerald green-for-go eyes… counting me in. Three, two, one. I’m on air. Deep breath, smile, and here I go…
 
“Hello, viewers. Welcome to the Shopping Channel and the Jewellery Supershow, with me Annabella Gem. We are a genuine reverse auction. One of the few on television. This week we are showcasing our Christmas selection, and we have some real bargains on the show. And you’ll love what I’m going to show you first off. It’s a very special matching set – a bracelet and a necklace encrusted with all kinds of semi-precious jewels.”

I’ve been doing this for just three weeks and already I’m a star with this new start-up company, but my pay cheque hasn’t come through yet. Though they tell me it’ll be a lot when it does. For the moment, I’m having to get a bus or a taxi home. I wish I had a boyfriend with an expensive sports car. As I finger this impressive necklace I think how different it is to the piece of paste that Tony gave me years ago. We always met after he’d finished his shift as theatre usher on Thursday matinees because he got discounts on the shows that night. He was very tall and could find the best empty seats. But he would never pay for a taxi home. He always dressed nicely, but eventually I found out that’s all he was: just a self-centred show-off. No commitment to what I wanted to do. Soon he became a couch potato, ordering pizzas and eating them in front of the TV, dropping smelly cheese and tomato onto my nice sofa.

What’s Floyd the floor manager signalling to me, now?… Ah, the latest bidding for me to announce.

“Normally, viewers, these would sell for hundreds of pounds, but we’re going to start them at eighty-nine ninety-five. Only eighteen left and they’ve all got to go. Look at the bracelet. These are quality products. These are what everybody wants for Christmas. Already there’s only sixteen left. Now we are going to reduce this price. Whoosh! Sixty-nine ninety-five for a matching set of a silver bracelet and necklace with genuine gemstones. Look! There’s not one stone in there that isn’t flashing!”

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